A whole site just for J
(aka eggy aka goobi aka boss man aka big dog)
This is Justin!
If not, here you go.
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"Nicest Laker Fan I Know"
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"i could not have asked for a better smoking buddy/best friend/brother"
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"Best doorbell cam video subject. Best card writer. Best flower arranger. Most unlikely Elvis fan I ever met."
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"Justin is the most selfless and thoughtful person I have ever met, the best card writer and present giver. Forever, my favorite son!!! ❤️🩹❤️🩹😍🤩"
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"J has always been the guy to put everyone else before himself. Is this a form of mental illness?? SOME might say yes but J will forever be the bestest friend a babby like me can have. Always reliable in having a good time and making me laugh. Whenever I’m in a sucky mood, I just remember the times such as Chicken Box, weekend in Jersey with Kingpin, and nerds spilling everywhere on a camp bus. I’m so LUCKYYYYYY to have a friend like him in my life even if he thinks Coors Light is the best beer in the world. I would rather have him always have a Bapple but beggars can’t be choosers. 10/10 would recommend J to everyone but I’m selfish and I want him all to myself. I love my babby J. Forever shirtless 🫶🏻 XOXO "
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"Do you need a ride to or from the airport? This is the man for you. Not only is he very handsome and charismatic, he is also a devoted son and grandson and an incredible friend. The first to lend a hand every single time, couldn’t recommend him enough. 5 stars for my best buddy Justin."
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"I love J as much as he loves LeBron and beer and his apartment. It all started with school bus rides, then high school interventions, and over the years, he’s become my brother. He is my favorite person to eat sushi with, and my favorite chauffeur. He makes me feel so fairy princess. I’m always laughing around him, he never fails to cheer me up. Sometimes I yell at him for how far he drives for his haircut, but I know it’s because he’s a loyal guy. I know I can tell J anything. I can’t imagine life without my goobi, he gets 5 stars from me <3"
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"Number 1 TikTok commenter on the East Coast. By far the biggest Kill Bill fan I’ve ever met. Also, one of the funniest people I know."
"11/10 would go to a Lakers game with him again. Happy birthday J-man!"
"9/10. Almost beat me in Wii Play."
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"Justin IS that guy. A loving single dad to Eggy and everyone’s favorite Lakers fan, he is either the friend you wish you had or the friend you thank your lucky stars that you do have. The phrase 'he’s a real one' was actually invented for Justin and you won’t find a funnier, kinder, more chill friend anywhere. Highly recommend."